Mick Jagger did excellent multiple cameo appearances on my one-line hosting of SNL last night.
#1Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
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Megan Amram @meganamram
"2B or not 2B?" - dialogue from Shakespeare's "Battleship"
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
Opthamologically speaking, I'm far more impressed by the fact that you can see London and France from here than my undergarments.
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Mindy Kaling @mindykaling
Only the penitent man shall pass
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Damien Fahey @DamienFahey
A million dollars isn't cool. Ya know what's cool? Getting half of 17.5 billion dollars if this marriage doesn't work out.
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Ad space, bitches!
Eli Braden @EliBraden
#typeyournamebackwards your name backwards
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Paul Feig @paulfeig
Anybody else completely lose it when Kristen Wiig was dancing goodbye with the SNL cast? Cripes. And Mick rules! I love you, KW. Congrats!
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Paul Scheer @paulscheer
Just heard a guy trying on jeans say, "I knew they felt different it's because they were made in the USA. That's respect."
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Aisha Tyler @aishatyler
Just saw preppies being dicks to a hotel doorman, then realized, oh yeah, preppies ARE dicks.
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